Monday 1 May 2017

Gardening gloves or Witches hats?

"THIS IS NONSENSE!"
"IT BLOODY WELL IS!"
"Shall we carry on then?"
"Oh I suppose, one must, mustn't they?"
"Surely must."
"Cream biscuit?"
"Good lord yes."
"Half off."
"You're joking."
"Never joke about the price of Allonzees."
"No you wouldn't, would you."
"Mighty fine taste though..."
"Bloody brilliant."
"Like the inside of a bouncy castle."
"Yes. I was thinking exactly the same."
"You'll never guess who had a tragic fall on one of those bouncy castles the other day..."
"Probably wouldn't. Wasn't Seamus, was it? Right fool."
"Mary-Anne."
"No!"
"Ever such a scandal. She never did wear proper fitting shoes..."
"Load of rubbish those bouncy castles, aren't they eh?"
"Such rubbish."
"Still, what a sight..."
"Oh brilliant sight, heard she did a somersault and all."
"Well I say, what utter nonsense."
"Entire nonsense, nothing worth noting in it at all..."
"Oh yes, quite right..."

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